My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
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