You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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