Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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