it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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