Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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