And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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