i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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