it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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