ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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