When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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