NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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