I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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