no, he came in my armpit
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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