Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
