do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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