O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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