There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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