yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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