I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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