ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm really into asian looking animals
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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