Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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