At least make sure they are 18
Why
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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