i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
