Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
