i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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