Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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