I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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