Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
My dick has a subreddit
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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