butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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