Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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