Apparently you make a good broom.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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