Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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