flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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