do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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