haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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