He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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