nut hugger
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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