I'm drive I can fine osifer
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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