Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Randomize