i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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