she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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