Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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