No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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