I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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