Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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