I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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