shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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