Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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