this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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