We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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