the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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