she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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