If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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