it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
