Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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