okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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